I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
my friend bewbs was complaining to me today about how its cold. really cold indoors. dont ask me why the heater isnt on, apparently its ineffective in penetrating the silky smoothness that is her skin. PHAW! what a load of hooey. so i asked her how many layers she was wearing and she replied, 3. PATHETIC! you fully need at least 5 to be warm. i detailed this to her as follows: a long sleeve shirt, 2 tshirts on top of that, then a sweater, then a bigger sweater, then a coat. Then for your bottom tight pants or jeans, then baggy jeans or baggy shorts/boxers, then sweats. socks are useless when layered, just use 2 and put on sherpa slippers. then you can drape yourself in a comforter. then i followed this up with my one peice of practical advice, the only real problem with so many layers is before and after showers and when you want to pee. voila, how to live like a hobo by me.
