Tuesday, October 23, 2007

inside my head

zomg puke. run... run now he isn't looking!
or we could knock him out...
curious, what would we do it with?
i see a pole, a metal pole.
we aren't strong enough to lift that pole you idiot!
GOGOGOGOOGOGo!

sorry for the craptasical posts lately but boy/girl do i have a story to tell you! i was with senorita waiting for my ride and this creepy man started talking to me. at first i thought he was just being friendly but then he asked me if senorita was my girlfriend, i wanted to vomit. only cause i was nauseous from dinner (i must have cooked it wrong or something) and cause he was so creepy, NOT because senorita is repulsive in any way ;) shes quite the looker actually. hmm... *day dreams*

anyways... he then went on to tell me how he wasnt 'lucky' cause he didnt have a girlfriend and how his would-be girlfriend would be 'lucky' to have him as a boyfriend. *smiles and nods looks over at senorita desperately (shes on the phone)* then he tells me that she is not 'lucky' cause im not her boyfriend. his rant continues "we aren't lucky" *smiles and nods more vigorously and makes a mental note to yell at senorita later its all her fault* so guess what was running through my mind?