ghostwriter

Oh the boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.

i was talking to my pal strangerous[codename] the other day while trying not to barf in my ice cream. well, it was tiger eye, so it probably would not have made a difference anyway. har har.

strangerous was laughing inappropriately, as usual. this time it was about stranger danger. hmm... sometimes strangers are better than people you know. when someone is a stranger it is never too late to get away! an example is the transient person who chased us into best buy by singing. hear this with your mind's ear:

"slur slur but you still know i am a...". imagine this to the tune of "jesus loves me, this i know". i suspect that this was not the original melody, but it is how i hear it now. it's my memory and i can take liberties if i want to! god made dirt; dirt don't hurt. la la la.

inside my head

zomg puke. run... run now he isn't looking!
or we could knock him out...
curious, what would we do it with?
i see a pole, a metal pole.
we aren't strong enough to lift that pole you idiot!
GOGOGOGOOGOGo!

sorry for the craptasical posts lately but boy/girl do i have a story to tell you! i was with senorita waiting for my ride and this creepy man started talking to me. at first i thought he was just being friendly but then he asked me if senorita was my girlfriend, i wanted to vomit. only cause i was nauseous from dinner (i must have cooked it wrong or something) and cause he was so creepy, NOT because senorita is repulsive in any way ;) shes quite the looker actually. hmm... *day dreams*

anyways... he then went on to tell me how he wasnt 'lucky' cause he didnt have a girlfriend and how his would-be girlfriend would be 'lucky' to have him as a boyfriend. *smiles and nods looks over at senorita desperately (shes on the phone)* then he tells me that she is not 'lucky' cause im not her boyfriend. his rant continues "we aren't lucky" *smiles and nods more vigorously and makes a mental note to yell at senorita later its all her fault* so guess what was running through my mind?