Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
sorry i was and still am busy. ill post something better tomorrow. althougth one of 'coworkers' asked me who was my favourite porn star. out of the blue. i didnt know how to respond. then i said to him, alphabetically, or by cup size? and so ended my impressively dull day.