SPAM SPAM SAPM!!1!11!

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

some people dont check their email daily. i find this very hard to conceive. it takes like a minute to log on and see if you have anything that might require urgent attention. i shouldnt have to tell you in person to check your email. especially if the reason im sending an email is because i dont see you often enough to tell you stuff you need to know. you should be expecting them! it should be automatic. wake up. brush your teeth. check your email! *shakes head in total disbelief and gives up on the human race before re-realizing most people are idiots and this means theres still hope for the ones that arent*

thank you balls[cn] for your wisdom. *bows*

forgive me? *snickers*

Forgive, sounds good.
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
They say time heals everything,
But I'm still waiting

do you have a friend that you've had forever and just cant tell them that you dont like them anymore? you wish theyd be gone and you just didnt have the heart to tell them. but then time past and they just grew on you like a mold or fungus, one that has grown fuzz of its own and is now petable. sometimes a little itchy but overall, endurable. well im totally that friend.

zing!

i was over at a friends house, i suspect she [codename: senorita] doesnt like me very much. i suspect because she said so! senorita said she liked balls[codename] better. im totally superior to balls in so many ways. seriously though... at least i havent steeped to any lower levels in a silly and immature attempt to get back at him. silly balls... im dirty.

dontcha luv me. <3