642 Things to Write About
ENTER SCENE.
ERIC:
What am I doing up here? So very odd. This totally reminds me of a scene from Ratatouille when Remy first finds his way to Paris and Chef Gusteau's restaurant. I should return to the ground. I wonder what on earth possessed me to climb up there in the first place. I wonder why I`m wondering out loud. But wait, that's my fiancé!
CHEF GUSTEAU:
Ex-fiancé, mon ami, for you are dead.
Dramatic music plays in the background *Dun dun daaa*
