winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

winter is here... yay. i can hardly contain my excitement. yay. my excitement is gushing forth like a fountain of puke... yay. haha. winter isnt so bad, once you get the right clothing. pickle got a new coat and he was so excited when i spoke with him last. hes usually excited about things, all things. if i gave him something odd shaped and shiny im sure hed be all crazy with excitement. he reminds me of a little boy sometimes. anyways, first day of winter, enjoy.

c is for cold.

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

i was talking with pickle about sesame street and how its apparently nice now. oscar is nice. the cookie monster is less greedy about cookies and will share. somebody confirm this. my favourite character was... not elmo. i have a friend that used to call me elmo, i cant recall why... i surely didnt laugh when he tickled me... perhaps slightly aroused but no laughter. elmo is just so darn chipper, absolutely unlike anybody i know. perhaps he harbors a darker side where he kills squirrels or makes people cold in the winter. i bet thats it...

friends...

to me, coming from you,
friend is a four letter word.
end is the only part of the word
that i heard.
call me morbid or absurd.
but to me, coming from you,
friend is a four letter word.

spending time with friends rock. except when they force you to do work... i hate work. and i hate doing work when forced to! also when they gang up to mock you. for some reason i have two friends. when they unite, they mock... like a team of australian seagulls that all gang up to tackle a poor dying crab. its something you really cant watch. the crab is ripped to bits in seconds!

sometimes when im alone i cry... but then i think of those two together and i think to myself, better alone then with those two... hahaha. it do cheer me up though. they arent so bad when they are alone. from henceforth the evil team will be known as... The Strangerous Pickle. the strangerous pickle was talking to me today and they were mocking my liking of a character in a popular childrens book series... so mean!

perhaps ill add evil to their team name... The Evil Strangerous Pickle. kinda kinky.

smells like teen angst

Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
More Than Ever Hour After
Our Work Is Never Over

my friend, the one i was telling you about before, he doesnt need or make any excuses. no no no... no sirry! He is always ready, ready and willing to do his best! He will always help and encourage people that cannot continue. He maintains strong ideals with righteous cause even through persecution. Any day at any time - it's NEVER too late or too early, too rainy or too sunny, too cold or too hot - at the drop of a hat, he can... and he will... go drinking. [codename: pickle]

yes readers, he is an impressive soul... *rolls eyes*

but others i know need excuses and this time its halloween. perhaps its the festivities that draw out the idiots... *barfs* its a wonder they can even afford it. i know pickle cannot. pickle denies this, did i say that pickle was always truthful? no, good. cause then i would be lying (and not the 'down' kind, har har har).

now to entertain you, i surf youtube to relieve my stress.