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There is only one reason why I would be in a police car -- murder. I kid. Protection seems the likely candidate. Protection from a murderer is definitely likely. Who would want to kill me? Well, why do people kill at all? It's a raging impulse or psychosis.
But wait, I could go crazy. What would drive me to the point of murderous rage? Poor e-mail etiquette. Here are some solutions to improve e-mail etiquette and here are some pictures of people going crazy. I really do not enjoy being CC'ed on everything or super long e-mails. Pet peeves make people tick.
To Possible Employers: This is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Please consider my application, I am 5 levels of enthusiasm and half work-horse. :)
