Write Facebook status updates for the year 2017. -- 642 Things to Write About
I can now post all my thoughts without restriction like twitter circa 2008. What is twitter you ask? It went down hill after Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber purchased a majority stake.
I went to the pool today, they had those strange disco lights to attract the seniors. On the big screen TVs they played hits from the 80s and reruns of that 70s show.
The super mega market just opened up down the street, it now stocks mini airplanes. Going to get one today!
