Read and find out.
I KNOW YOU ARE WITHHOLDING MY BOOK! THE COMPUTER SAYS YOU HAVE 58 COPIES! COMPUTER INVENTORIES ARE NEVER THAT WRONG!! YOU HAVE MY BOOK AND REFUSE TO SELL IT TO ME!!! I HAVE WAITED FOUR YEARS FOR THIS BOOK!!!! FOUR FRICKEN YEARS!!!!!!
now to use my indoor voice to address your shoddy customer service. your representative lied to my face. she wasn't even good at lying.
when i purchase my book from you on Tuesday i will be sure to make a point of asking how smug each of you feel for making me wait.
patience is an expensive luxury and i find that my man-purse is empty.
