Wednesday, October 21, 2009

sick-eww

A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.

everybody i know is sick. stay away! im fighting it off right now. i take daily baths in high-grade vodka. does wonders for your skin and disinfects! a few shots before you step in though - it helps with the initial burn. you know you are ready to get out when youre no longer swimming in vodka, just your own puke.

but i digress, im suppose to be giving you advice on how not to get sick. oops. my bad.