I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
i have this friend, we will call her sleepyhead, that claims she looks wonderful in the morning. come on, nobody looks wonderful in the morning! i look like a horse sat on my face for a few hours and then the bad stuff begin. no seriously, i dont look well. i look sick when i get up and then i pile on like half a bottle of full coverage concealer and pack on powder to my mac 134 like there's no tomorrow. when im done i look like an angel... an angelic drag queen. of course i dont go out in public this way -- this is for my own amusement.
