you know what i hate shopping for? shampoo. thats right folks, shampoo! its because there are so many different kinds but descriptions mean nothing. all i know is shampoo is not conditioner, unless when its 2 in 1... volumizer? hydrogenizer? moisturizer? random herbs and chemicals with stupid unpronouncable names! omg die. thats bad variety. can anybody think of a place that has good variety? mmm... you scream, i scream, we all scream for ice cream! omg you can never have too many flavours to choose from. you know my favourite place to get ice cream? omg of course you do! Baskin Robbins! its melting in my mouth right now... except that it isnt because its too fricken far away!
rawr.
Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
