I have always been more afraid of a pen, a bottle of ink and a sheet of paper than of a sword or a pistol.
when i write letters, i tend to write it in such a way that the sentences come out very abrupt. i liken reading my written work to a gunfight between warring gangs. each point is like a bullet, very precise and full of punch. i assure you it brings a whole new meaning to the term, bullet point. my point. my proof. my back-up proof. my sentence about why you should agree with me. my sentence telling you to agree with me. my sentence ordering you to agree with me or i will shoot you, BAM!
its all very mechanical... *sigh* so im trying to lighten my letters with hints of emoticons. im told by a very reliable source that emoticons lighten the mood of letters. however, you cant put them into professional letters. so, ive devised a way to hide them (you can see proof of this hidden method here:) oh, its so subtle. it could be mistaken for a typo, no? puahaha. now to take over the world!
