Friday, November 30, 2007

mmm honey. [pt 3]

Gerard hears an annoying beeping sound and opens his eyes, “where am I?”
      “Trapped in my lair, muahahaha!” Emeraude Darkstar responds excitedly. Gerard attempted to struggle out of his bonds to no avail and settled for looking around. He spots Waynig indulging in a pizza pocket off in the distance also trapped.
      “Waynig, how did I get here? I can’t recall.”
     Taking a break from his meal Waynig replies scornfully, “you fool, you don’t remember! That’s the problem with you always forgetting. That’s what cost us our freedom! Let’s hope Jumonji comes through and saves us.”
     Emeraude Darkstar guffaws loudly as she prepares her roasting fire. All of a sudden all three of them hear a curious sound. *Wee-ooo-wee-ooo swish swish Wee-ooo-wee-ooo swish swish*
      “It’s Jumonji! She’s come to rescue us!” shouts Waynig happily. He quickly finishes his pizza pocket.
     Panting heavily, “I am here friends!” Jumonji exclaims. She then abruptly collapses from exhaustion.
     "Who will save your pathetic lives now? Hahahaha" Emeraude Darkstar cackles hysterically.
     Waynig turns to Gerard, "Dun dun daa!"