in disguise

i was recently posed with a question of magnormous importance, what do men find attractive watching anything with giant fighting transforming awesome robots? perhaps not in those exact words. ok so let's think about it. what's not to love? i don't get it.

• they are giant robots (that's really two points, 1 for being giant and 1 for being robots)
• they are cool vehicles like cars and tanks
• they have boom boom pow
• they fight epic battles of galactic proportions
• they have a wicked theme song

*sigh* i just dont understand where the confusion lies...