oh i wish i were an Oscar Mayer wiener
that is what i truly wish to be
for if i was an Oscar Mayer wiener
i wouldn't have to stupid paperwork, wee!
yes, as you can see rhyming is not one of my strengths. which is why i have to push paper instead of having a fantasically famous career as a poet/writer. if i were a writer id probably be on strike right? so i wouldnt have to actually do anything. doing nothing would be strike enough. *sigh* sounds lovely.
