Friday, December 14, 2007

sneaky frozen foods

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson

what do you like to do on weekday nights? i know what i do, pick out lima beans from my package of frozen mixed vegetables! oh the excitement i just cant describe it... i dont know who thought of it but adding lima beans to the mix was WRONG. oh so very wrong. the beans cook at a different temperature/duration than the other vegetables. so i was picking them out but frozen green lumps of mostly ice are difficult to tell apart. is it a pea or a lima bean? tres confusement. i know that isnt a word, but it could be... lima beans are not my friends.

so im chewing my lunch right, enjoying the loveliness of it all, when my eyes bulge and my friend asks me whats wrong... and i utter "lima bean..." rawr.