I’m retired - goodbye tension, hello pension.
i think im ready to retire. im poor so the pension will be welcomed. and you dont have to work for it which is great. im sure i could live comfortabily in the streets on pension. can you get pension if you dont have a mailing address? surely you are entitled to it regardless. if you work for 50 years and then retire peniless i dont see why you shouldnt get pension. mmm... pension. do you pay taxes on pension? err... do i have to do taxes when im old and blind? goodbye tension? i think not. i may have a heart attack soon.
on the bright side, all my friends are going to live with me in the same retirement home, we will all be half deaf and nearly blind and yell at each other about oil prices back when we were young. and i get to wear my sweaters all day long. it will be great, i can hear it now "WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOUR CAMEL GOT STUCK IN THE FIRE ESCAPE?", cant wait!
