Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong...
you know me, almost nothing is taboo. except when it comes to my secret life as a stripper and my equally secret stripware. which brings me to my next thought, why do women have such a wonderful selection at the store when it comes to underwear? ive been in la senza, i know whats in there! ill say this once and only once, im totally jealous of women and their panties. *disgruntled* what do i get? leather, latex, rubber? eww. in fact, they seem to have a large selection in all areas of clothing. hmm... suspicious.
i assert that women rule the clothing industry and one day men will be wearing nothing but loincloths. except for the ugly and old, they will be forced to wear ponchos and paper bags over their faces and be forced to work as slaves in the sweatshops making silky lacey clothing for women. *grumbles more*
